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You wake up to the sun shining through your window. But on the right there's soemthing standing next to you. It's
[[A bunch of birds]]
[[A palace maid]]
[[A stand with your everyday jewelry]][[Who takes you to the dining hall to|Go hug all your brothers goodbye because they just sent you into 13 years of exile]]Your mother
She's pretty pissed at you.
[[Sermonise your way back into her good books so that you can ->Go hug all your brothers goodbye because they just sent you into 13 years of exile]]
[[Run to the closest jar of butter and start eating]]That's a lot of butter you've had there. It's giving you enough energy to
[[Find young girls bathing in the river and stealing their clothes]]
[[Find a new tiger to make a coat out of]]
[[Go hug all your brothers goodbye because they just sent you into 13 years of exile]]You yawn loudly and they're shooed away. It's time to get up.
You find yourself walking through
[[Your happy humble home]]
Now that you're all ready, you
[[Get ready to conquer the day ->Find a new tiger to make a coat out of]][[Uh oh there's someone standing in the hallway. It's->Your mother]]Nice. This is pretty much your life btw.
You're a cow.
<img src="https://media.giphy.com/media/zstwOFrR5Lo8U/giphy-downsized.gif" alt="Cow">
And somehow they're okay about dancing in a circle with you in the evening.
<img src="https://media.giphy.com/media/Snr1ffmUBQhxe/giphy-downsized.gif" alt="Krishna">
It'll go so well with your necklace of human heads.
<img src="https://media.giphy.com/media/JvUaLAre6dbVe/giphy-downsized.gif" alt="Kali">
Go hug all your brothers goodbye because they just sent you into 13 years of exile
Followed by a battle based on you being super possessive about your wife and the then super insecure about her later.
<img src="https://media.giphy.com/media/l1J9Kfvjbtoaj8fHG/giphy-downsized.gif" alt="Ram">
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